
Monday, March 31, 2008
Bush Plays Baseball Rather Than Fix Country

Health Care Activist Hillary Clinton Fails To Pay Health Care Bill

Fundraising - John McCain Getting Crushed By Obama And Clinton

There are two Donkeys, and just one Elephant left in the race. Common sense would say McCain should be doubling both Clinton and Obama in fundraising, as he would get all Republican donors, while the Democratic $$$ would be split. Well common sense would be wrong. So far, McCain has earned $64 million or 1/3rd of Obama’s amazing $193 million or Clinton's $169 million overall so far. This could spell trouble for McCain. Most experts believe it is his lack of ability to raise money online. But, he is pretty old, so back in his day there was no Internet, so you can't blame him.
Bill Wanted Dems To "Chill Out"

In midst of the most important election in our lifetime, Bill Clinton wants Democrats who want Hillary to drop out to "chill out." No Mr. Clinton, you need to drop out, in order to preserve your legacy and give the Democrats a chance in November. Hillary has acknowledged there is no way she can catch up with Obama in pledged delegates, so her only hope is super delegates or a brokered convention. Clinton's message right now is that all states should get to be heard, its the American thing. That sounds all great, but there is a huge contradiction. By her own admission, super delegates or a brokered convention is the only way she can win the nomination, which means no one in America will be heard at all. I don't think anyone has the right to tell Hillary when to drop out, and agree with Obama that she can "run as long as she wants," but it looks as though she has a deep hatred of Obama, as it is clear it would be best for the party if she dropped out.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Barack Obama Rolls 37 In Game Of Bowling

Rather than campaign and talk about the issues, Barack Obama, along with several other top Pennsylvania democrats spent the day bowling, and bowling very poorly. Obama's score was 37. He jokingly said "My economic plan is better than my bowling." Well, it better be, because George Bush's economic plan is better than you bowling, and it still sucked and screwed us all. 37, even my five year old son rolls in the fifties.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Bill Clinton Wants To Ignore Caucus Results

James Carville Compares Fellow Democrat To Judas Again

Longtime Clinton advisor Carville (seen above) compared Bill Richardson, the countries only Hispanic senator, to Judas last week because he choose to endorse Obama over Clinton. Having a chance to apologize today, he instead wrote an article in the Washington Post today titles "Richardson Is Still Judas To Me." It looks like Democrats are on there way giving away a 3rd straight election, as they are not united. Consider this, if Richardson had endorsed before Texas, Obama wins Texas and this race is over. As Richardson said before Texas, he didn't want to decide for Hispanics, he wanted them to choose for themselves, so he was doing Clinton a favor. Carville feels that Richardson is obligated to endorse Clinton; this is why Obama is winning, the Clinton's feel as thought it is their birth right to own the office. Remember he may be an idiot, but you voted for him.
Howard Dean Blasts American Hero

Obama, Clinon, and McCain See Wheel Of Fortune As Key To Victory

Both leading Democratic nominees, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and presumptive Republican candidate John McCain have been targeting the audiances on Wheel Of Fortune. Obama leads, spending nearly $1,000,000 in promotion during the program. All together, the candidates have spent $2,000,000 in advertising during the show. Remember they may be idiots, but you voted for them.
Friday, March 28, 2008
President Bush Unable To Correctly Read Phone Number
Clinton Tells Democrats Not To Vote For McCain

Senator Hillary Clinton (in photo above) urges Democrats not to vote for John McCain. Perhaps she was a little bit confused and getting ahead of herself, as her current opponent is Barack Obama, who all experts believe will eventually be the nominee. Clinton is urging the most devoted Democrats who attended a campaign event for a Democratic nominee, and yet she has to tell them not to vote for a Republican. Remember she may be an idiot, but you voted for her.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Obama Supporters Want Clinton To Quit



