Monday, March 31, 2008

Bush Plays Baseball Rather Than Fix Country


Bush's approval rating was once as high as 90%, but now it is at an all time low of about 30% according to various polls. Once of the least popular presidents of all time still had time to play baseball today, throwing the opening pitch at the Washington Nationals game. I know it is a great honor, but give me a break. We are in a recession, I our president should of been doing something more productive. Worse, the crowds didn't even cheer for him, rather they boo'ed him. I'll give the president credit, as it was a good pitch though.

Health Care Activist Hillary Clinton Fails To Pay Health Care Bill


Senator Hillary Clinton is the only Presidential hopeful left who supports universal health care. It has been a passion of hers since her days as first lady, and I respect her for wanting to cover all Americans. She covers all her staff, and there family, but reported the $292,000.00 bill this month as debt. Kind of ironic in my opinion.

Fundraising - John McCain Getting Crushed By Obama And Clinton



There are two Donkeys, and just one Elephant left in the race. Common sense would say McCain should be doubling both Clinton and Obama in fundraising, as he would get all Republican donors, while the Democratic $$$ would be split. Well common sense would be wrong. So far, McCain has earned $64 million or 1/3rd of Obama’s amazing $193 million or Clinton's $169 million overall so far. This could spell trouble for McCain. Most experts believe it is his lack of ability to raise money online. But, he is pretty old, so back in his day there was no Internet, so you can't blame him.

Bill Wanted Dems To "Chill Out"



In midst of the most important election in our lifetime, Bill Clinton wants Democrats who want Hillary to drop out to "chill out." No Mr. Clinton, you need to drop out, in order to preserve your legacy and give the Democrats a chance in November. Hillary has acknowledged there is no way she can catch up with Obama in pledged delegates, so her only hope is super delegates or a brokered convention. Clinton's message right now is that all states should get to be heard, its the American thing. That sounds all great, but there is a huge contradiction. By her own admission, super delegates or a brokered convention is the only way she can win the nomination, which means no one in America will be heard at all. I don't think anyone has the right to tell Hillary when to drop out, and agree with Obama that she can "run as long as she wants," but it looks as though she has a deep hatred of Obama, as it is clear it would be best for the party if she dropped out.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Barack Obama Rolls 37 In Game Of Bowling


Rather than campaign and talk about the issues, Barack Obama, along with several other top Pennsylvania democrats spent the day bowling, and bowling very poorly. Obama's score was 37. He jokingly said "My economic plan is better than my bowling." Well, it better be, because George Bush's economic plan is better than you bowling, and it still sucked and screwed us all. 37, even my five year old son rolls in the fifties.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Bill Clinton Wants To Ignore Caucus Results


After spending months complaining that Michigan and Florida voters would be disenfranchised if their votes did not count (and the Clintons had a good point here), Bill shined the light on a ridiculous idea which displayed great hypocrisy. Desperate for a calculation that would give Hillary an advantage, Bill noted how in primary states "Hillary's only 16 votes behind in pledged delegates and she's gonna wind up with the lead in the popular vote in the primary states. She's gonna wind up with the lead in the delegates in primary states (Oh, and didn't Clinton say that there are no such things as pledged delegates, and they are free to choose just as the superdelegates?) . . . It's the caucuses that have been killing us". The Democrats gave up all hope in Florida, and Michigan will now be a battle ground and swing state. Why not disenfranchise all the caucus states so that the Democrats have no chance in the general election. Sorry, but the desperate search for a calculation that will favor Hillary is hidden, perhaps somewhere in Atlantis. Remember he may be an idiot, but you voted for him.

James Carville Compares Fellow Democrat To Judas Again



Longtime Clinton advisor Carville (seen above) compared Bill Richardson, the countries only Hispanic senator, to Judas last week because he choose to endorse Obama over Clinton. Having a chance to apologize today, he instead wrote an article in the Washington Post today titles "Richardson Is Still Judas To Me." It looks like Democrats are on there way giving away a 3rd straight election, as they are not united. Consider this, if Richardson had endorsed before Texas, Obama wins Texas and this race is over. As Richardson said before Texas, he didn't want to decide for Hispanics, he wanted them to choose for themselves, so he was doing Clinton a favor. Carville feels that Richardson is obligated to endorse Clinton; this is why Obama is winning, the Clinton's feel as thought it is their birth right to own the office. Remember he may be an idiot, but you voted for him.

Howard Dean Blasts American Hero


While Democarts may not agree with John McCain's views, we can all admire his great courage as he was a POW in Vietnam for months, who refused to return home to America until all of the American soldiers had returned home. Yet Howard Dean, desperate to gain an advantage for the Democrats, did the oppoisite by blasting McCain, calling him "a blatant opportunist who doesn’t understand the economy and is promising to keep our troops in Iraq for 100 years." Besides the fact that the 100 year quote is taken out of context, isn't Obama the "blatant optimist". The RNC has called for Clinton and Obama to denounce the comment, which thet will. Remember he may be an idiot, but you voted for him.

Obama, Clinon, and McCain See Wheel Of Fortune As Key To Victory




Both leading Democratic nominees, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and presumptive Republican candidate John McCain have been targeting the audiances on Wheel Of Fortune. Obama leads, spending nearly $1,000,000 in promotion during the program. All together, the candidates have spent $2,000,000 in advertising during the show. Remember they may be idiots, but you voted for them.

Friday, March 28, 2008

President Bush Unable To Correctly Read Phone Number

While hosting an event in New Jersey, President Bush gave out the wrong number in a public statement, saying the relief line was 1.88.995.HOPE – mistakenly forgetting the 3rd 8 in the number. The correct number is 1.888.995.HOPE. Bush had problems with the same number in 2007. Then the president said the number was 1.800.995.HOPE. Remember he may be an idiot, buy you voted for him.

Clinton Tells Democrats Not To Vote For McCain


Senator Hillary Clinton (in photo above) urges Democrats not to vote for John McCain. Perhaps she was a little bit confused and getting ahead of herself, as her current opponent is Barack Obama, who all experts believe will eventually be the nominee. Clinton is urging the most devoted Democrats who attended a campaign event for a Democratic nominee, and yet she has to tell them not to vote for a Republican. Remember she may be an idiot, but you voted for her.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Obama Supporters Want Clinton To Quit


Today, top Democrats, including Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont (in photo above) and Senator Chris Dodd, urged for Senator Hillary Clinton to drop out of the presidential race. This is an amazing turn of events, as Obama supporters would like Clinton to get out of the race. I'm sure Mrs. Clinton will not drop out of the race and listen to people who oppose her, despite the fact that she has a commanding lead in the next and most important state left, Pennsylvania. Remember they may be idiots, but you voted for them!